Welcome to the totally excelent Hanger merchandising page!
I'll probably say how excited I am to have them shop here, and that they're sure to find great products. I could also tell them why I choose the store I did and what makes it so special, yeah, the shower of stooopid arse-holes will believe that.i'll even try and flog the speakwright i bought of o'brien from the evil-bread-co.
Get those credit cards, ummm.. crackin'? Bitches!
Buy Our Shit co.!
here at Buy Out Shit co.(tm) we stock the worlds most exclusive Hanger accesories for todays modern random hanger!
such as, Road signs, younked to order by our crack team of waisted unemployed employees!
note to authorities, fuck off!
Also For sale at Buy Our Shit co. :
Wads of turf younked from the local golf course for use in all weather outdoor effect indoor hanging, proprely cared for may even produce indoor mushies come autumn. $3.50
WowzersTrousers! all the rage in pangea, colourless, oderless, textureless and weightless, the ultimate in Hang-technology. $3.50
The Emergency Knacker Dub. 'accent' beginners course, 2 days in the Joy waiting for your temporary release form to come through after 'the eamons' catch you at one of our active hanging courses.$3.50
The Active Hanging Course!all round to yours for pizza and brew, sinsational! B.Y.O. everything! $3.50
And much much more, but i cant be arsed making anything up right now!
Adopt a pipe made from discarded beer can!
this program, started 2 minutes ago, has prevented millions of perfectly isefull can-pipes,Latrodectus mactans duch-goldium, (of which over one hundred genera are known) from winding up on the streets, or in my bin. each charming little tinny bears an attractive brand/logo plumage, and comes with its own, 'how paul nearly blead to death making the bastard story', your $3.50 would be waisted on aids programs in Africa.
Thank You.
