also included, Cambodia and the northside, try and guess which ones which!

I wish i could say im the first paddy to cycle the Mekong, but when theve got pubs on europa, its not likely, still, the kid didnt get his bike back till we got to Nam.

But its charlies bike sir?

Damn it!

Charlie dont cycle.

We had tracked Nessie to the South China sea, one way or another we were going to get back our and .50c. 

After 3 days of "Unpleasentness" I finally made my way to the exit "hole"

Che me bollix! Paul the new counter revolutionary of the modern day. He's got a beard, a hat and all of Rage Against The Machine's albums, what more does a young man hell bent on overthrowing a democraticly elected government need.

"The clouds have wepons of mass destruction! Vive la Resistance my Stormy Brothers!"

About 10 seconds later the snake was rapped around my neck in a nearest near death experience to date

well known for their high levels of: "laugh at this fucking photo and i'll fucking hammer yeah!" and fish and stuff, lots of stuff, Tuna.

all i need is a pair a wheels and a coupla piballs and i can finally ; live like a useless stinking slippery fuckin gyppo kacker.

In Viet Nam we stumbled across a village being tormented by Nessie. According to locals it devistated the village looking for about $3.50, Paul ate some "spinach" ala Popeye and a "Proton Pill" ala Roger Ramjet and by the powers combined became Uber-Paul. 70 Stories tall with the ability to walk on the horizen and play the start of nothing else matters by Metallica, Uber-Paul vanquished Nessie with the blinding reflection of the sun of his Daz white, white body and yeah the village and their $3.50 were saved.

"Spooooooge!"

The Poster thief got about 30 metres before I nailed him, normally not a killing offence but that poster really tied the room together. Am I right?

Inspired by Fantastic Mr Fox the Vietnameese (who are all big Roald Dahl Fans) built a vast network of underground tunnels to plan and execute super-happy surprise partys for the visiting the US, we used them to start the hanging underground.

but did i walk through it?

DaanDaannDaaaaaaaa!

that feeling, when u open the bathroom door in the morning and find u forgot about a couple of beers from the night before, and their not yet bastard hot like the rest of the bastard lattitude is at 8am,

thats a nice feeling.

rubber trees, used to prevent pregnancies, u could also beat someone to death with bits of one as a morning after kinda thing. clinical trials begin in a month. To the flying machine!