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|  | Class President: The Brady (with beard) 
 The man, the leg-end, his hairyness, Niall Brady. Most noted for his work on Bradying around and making tea (and for being Eoin's bitch). Can be found loitering around centra at 4 am looking for lemon slices and kinder buenos. Also pictured: Paul (minus beard) | 
| A dedicated scholar 
 The dedication of this man is unparalleled, even to the extent of hanging tutorials to aid his fellow classmates. "so you want me to crush the can of stone-house on Your head?" |  | 
|  | Class tree hugger Marianne pictured with Dermot "sublty" O'Reilly 
 It was at this point that Marianne noticed how funny Dermots head was | 
| Most likely to end up on the floor: Frank 
 Ah Kerrygold. FP is easily spotted as he looks like a tatooed Ethiopian Post man. He can be found on the floor, up a mountain or on a surf board. "Holy shit theres an alien face-hugger on that girls arse, wheres me snowballs?" |  | 
|  | Most likely to end up in prison: John 
 To be honest there was no real competition in this catergory. John wins hands down, its just a matter of time and jam. The only competition that existed was offered by Paul but he has taken his swiss army knife off his keys now.  | 
| Most surprised and/or confused looking: Kate 
 "crunchy forgs
 tiniest baby frogs dew picked and freshly flown from Iraq, cleansed in the
 finest quality spring water, lightly killed and set in a full cream Swiss
 chocolate envelope and lovingly coated in glucose.
 fantastico!!!! "
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|  | Ladies and gentlemen...I give you the class of 2003 
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